You know you are a homeschooler if...
I do not know if I ever mentioned this but I am homeschooled. Well actually technically I was Homeschooled but now I am graduated and do college online. But anyway I found this on christianteens.net and thought I would share it with you.
You Might Be a Homeschooler If....
You come to school in your PJ's.
Your biology lab consists of assisting in your sibling's birth.
Your stacks of books to check out is taller than the librarian.
Your PE comes from chasing little toddlers around.
Your school bus is a 9 passenger van.
You consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment.
Your father has ever told the check-out lady at Wal-mart, "We're on a field trip."
Your social life is viewed by some to be one rung lower than that of a Benedictine monk.
Your teacher has ever written your report card on a napkin.
You have to move dirty laundry off your desk before your can start school.
The signatures on your diploma all end with the same last name.
Everyone else in the world is referred to as "Non-homies."
Your Mother's wardrobe consists primarily of denim jumpers.
Your first real date is on your honeymoon.
The word 'homework' sounds like an foreign language.
Your yearbook is also your babybook.
A snow day means that you shovel the driveway after you finish your school work.
You enjoy the pastime of watching public school kids walk home from school.
You have to look at the clock to see if you can call your public school friends yet.
You think that public-school-kid is an insult of the highest degree.
Health class consists of eating breakfast.
You have to decide what year you want to graduate.
You are always late but just call it "homeschooler time."
You can remember nearly every single day you went to public school.
The teacher can kiss the principal, and no one thinks it's unusual.
You get to school and the teacher asks you if you've done all your chores.
You are one of the best people in the world! :)
Heehee, hope that made you laugh.
Again just wanted to add,i did not write this. You can check it out on its original webpage, www.christianteens.net Check the site out see if you like it!
See you all later. Enjoy your day!
Jessica
You Might Be a Homeschooler If....
You come to school in your PJ's.
Your biology lab consists of assisting in your sibling's birth.
Your stacks of books to check out is taller than the librarian.
Your PE comes from chasing little toddlers around.
Your school bus is a 9 passenger van.
You consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment.
Your father has ever told the check-out lady at Wal-mart, "We're on a field trip."
Your social life is viewed by some to be one rung lower than that of a Benedictine monk.
Your teacher has ever written your report card on a napkin.
You have to move dirty laundry off your desk before your can start school.
The signatures on your diploma all end with the same last name.
Everyone else in the world is referred to as "Non-homies."
Your Mother's wardrobe consists primarily of denim jumpers.
Your first real date is on your honeymoon.
The word 'homework' sounds like an foreign language.
Your yearbook is also your babybook.
A snow day means that you shovel the driveway after you finish your school work.
You enjoy the pastime of watching public school kids walk home from school.
You have to look at the clock to see if you can call your public school friends yet.
You think that public-school-kid is an insult of the highest degree.
Health class consists of eating breakfast.
You have to decide what year you want to graduate.
You are always late but just call it "homeschooler time."
You can remember nearly every single day you went to public school.
The teacher can kiss the principal, and no one thinks it's unusual.
You get to school and the teacher asks you if you've done all your chores.
You are one of the best people in the world! :)
Heehee, hope that made you laugh.
Again just wanted to add,i did not write this. You can check it out on its original webpage, www.christianteens.net Check the site out see if you like it!
See you all later. Enjoy your day!
Jessica
posted by Jessica | 11:07 AM
5 Comments:
Had to add the ones my family has come up with.
You know you are if...
home economics means make dinner.
When debate consists of the words "no its mine" and "He did it first!"
When field trips are canceled do to The fact everyone is grounded.
And lastly you really know if your car conversations included the difference between a donkey and a mule.
Enjoy all and feel free to post your blurbs (ooh i like that word lol)
Jessica
Lol! I loved, "Your social life is viewed by some to be one rung lower than that of a Benedictine monk." Good times... *daydreams* It's really fun to talk to kids who don't know you're homeschooled: "Pshh... you guys have it easy; I have to see the principal at my school everyday."
Here's a good one: You know you're homeschooled if you could read eighth-grade level books before you were in eighth grade.
*grins*
LOl that is my favorite one too. I love the one "the teacher can kiss the principal and no one finds it weird."
Yeah I love saying I am in college too. People always give me strange looks and I often get the question "how old are you?"
It is awesome to say I am 17! and that I was homeschooled.
Anyway yeah Your is good. I would add you know if you were in the eighth grade before you were supposed to.
Have a good day!
Jessica
awesome! way to go, finding these. yeah, my favorite is the one about the teacher kissing the principal. hehe.
Thanks Johanna! I thought they were really funny.
How are you haven't heard from you in a while?
Your sister in christ,
Jessica
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