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I am the second oldest of a big family. I am a extreme teen for Christ. I love writing and would love to help teens through my writing. I feel like I have a lot to share with those teens that tend to be forgotten, those average christian teens! I also have a good sense of humor heehee. (sometimes)

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Thank You


Today is Thanksgiving all, so I wanted to thank anyone who has supported my craziness by coming to my page. I really appreciate you checking it out and I am glad I can share and chat with you. I hope you and your family have a wonderful Thanksgiving and remember the number one to be thankful for is our loving God! He always loves and always provides. Keep watching all, he will bless you in great numbers, and that is definitely something to be thankful for.

Have a wonderful day and enjoy this time of love and thanks-giving.

Your big, loving sister in Christ,

Jessica

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Its a hard knock life

Oh boy life sure is hard for us college students; strenous work loads, lack of sleep, and participation points that consist of joining a hilarious discussion. My teacher posted these and I laughed so hard. Here is the discussion and my comments. Enjoy!!:
Teachers post-
Hi Class, any thoughts?


16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN :

By Dave Barry, Nationally, Syndicated Columnist

1 . Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2 . If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race Has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3 . There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4 . People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5 You should not confuse your career with your life.

6 . Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7 . Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9 . You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10 You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11 . There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12 . The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13 . A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14 . Your friends love you anyway.

15 . Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. .. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16 . Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine.. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


My Comments- Mine are in red!
This is awesome! What a great way to meet participation points. I how you don't mind but I am totally stealing this and putting it on my blog.
So here are my favorites and my thoughts on them:



1 . Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.- Enough said

5 You should not confuse your career with your life- We have a career so we can make a living, not a living so we can have a career

6 . Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.- I sometimes forget this one, but it is so beautiful. It reminds me of the dance like no ones watching.

7 . Never lick a steak knife.- Okay, show of hands, who has done this one?

9 . You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.- Exactly! Good reasons anyone?!


10 You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. - The thing about this rule is it really only applies to guys, the poor dears. Why is it that you never hear of girls making this mistake? Whenever we go to rub a women's belly like she is buddha, we always end up guessing right?


12 . The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.- And we are all wrong.

15 . Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. .. A large group of professionals built the Titanic- Good point, never thought about that.

Anyway, thanks for listening to my insane comments. These are great teach! Thanks for making me laugh!!

This is what I posted to my class and what I get credit for, nice huh? Lol Feel free to join in the discussion and leave your comments!

Good Night all!
Your Big Sister In Christ,
Jessica

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Memories

There are some memories in life that as soon as they happen you know you are going to remember them forever. It is those times when you feel really special, really comfortable, or even really silly.
As I have said before I am an older sister. I have an 8 year old sister who is my hearts delight and whom I love to pieces. We have a really close relationship and she is one of the few people that can break my personal bubble and let out the silliness. Tonight well we were getting ready for bed we were goofing around in the bathroom, teasing and sinning the song "Your so Vain" I know, not really an 8 yr old type song, but we had seen it on TV that day. My family watches a show called "Don't forget the Lyrics" and on it there happened to be the song "Your so Vain".
Anyway we were singing in the bathroom and being generally silly, when we heard my mom began to play the song on her computer. We did our own much louder, much sillierversion of Charlie's Angels. We tiptoed up to the door and than plastered ourselves against the wall "hiding". We tiptoed some more, until my little sister put up her hand to stop, shushing me, who was laughing hysterically, so I didn't blow our cover. She peaked around the corner, Sticking her head in the door and thinking our parents wouldn't notice. I, of course was cracking up by now and I whispered "umm I think they can see you" Again she shoosed me, so that we could be sneaky. She looked so silly pretending to be sneaky that we finally burst and started laughing and just walked into the office. Than she began her own disco style dance moves to Carly Simon, which was equally funny. I knew that memory would stay with me forever and I love her even more for it.
As I get older and she gets older, we have less and less of these kinds of moments. I still remember her with a baby face, walking into preschool. But she is know spending more time on the phone than me, and I am preparing to move out and start my own life. My little brothers are now thinking about graduating, driving, shaving, and of course girls. It seems like just yesterday they were sitting in the kitchen in there diapers with milk spilled all around them. But these memories, as well as many others will be with me forever. I pray that all of you will look around you and take advantage of these little wonderful moments. As for me, I am going to spend every second I can making memories.
I send you all my love and big sister hugs,
Your sister in Christ always and forever,
Jessica

This by the way is my little sister favorite song on this cd:
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Now playing: Superchick - Pure
via FoxyTunes

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Be careful what you say, it might get published

For one of my classes I was reading about clear writing. Wish is basically write what you mean. Now I too have wrote something And than read it later and realized my mistake but here are some that got published in my textbook and they are quite funny. This is property of AXIA University all but enjoy!
Once your body gets cold, the rest of you will get cold, too.
Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? Asked by airport security

From actual doctors files.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.

After he removed the trash from the pool, the children played in it.
He brushed his teeth on the carpet,
She wiped up the water with her younger brother.
Enjoy all! Hope it gives you a good laugh!!
Jessica